When I was a kid, I loved He-Man. The cartoon, the action figures, and the phrase "By the power of Grayskull" were all a big part of my day. Here are my Top 10 favorite He-Man characters.
Now I'm not counting the main characters here, like He-Man, Skeletor, Man-at-Arms, or the lovely, lovely Teela... ahem, so um, just the secondary-type characters and such. Here we go:
• His action figure was sticky and it smelled like shit. When you're a kid, that's a good thing.
• If you didn't like Mer-Man when we were growing up, we probably didn't hang out much.
• The action figure was completely indestructible. Two-Bad is a bad-ass.
• His special power was smelling so bad it could actually maim someone. I'm all in.
• One of the coolest characters ever; He could be a human, a robot, or a demon. "His strongest persona, Man-E-Monster, is also his weakest, because as a monster he can be controlled by Beast Man." Heavy...
• Bar-none, the best action figure out of our entire childhood toy collection. Look at this thing!!
• This was another great action figure: Leech could hang on a window for days.
• His skin is covered in spikes and he has a trident for a left arm. 'Nuff said.
• He has an awesome name and he looks cool. He's in.
• I chose Beast-Man solely so he wouldn't break every bone in my body. The guy has a huge red mane, I don't want to mess with him.
• This guy almost made the list based on his awesome name alone. Well, that, and the fact that his right hand is actually a giant metal fist.
• Has three eyes and can see in all directions. Paranoid much?
Now I'm not counting the main characters here, like He-Man, Skeletor, Man-at-Arms, or the lovely, lovely Teela... ahem, so um, just the secondary-type characters and such. Here we go:
1. Moss Man
• His action figure was sticky and it smelled like shit. When you're a kid, that's a good thing.
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| Moss Man |
2. Mer-Man
• If you didn't like Mer-Man when we were growing up, we probably didn't hang out much.
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| Mer-Man |
3. Two-Bad
• The action figure was completely indestructible. Two-Bad is a bad-ass.
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| Two-Bad |
4. Stinkor
• His special power was smelling so bad it could actually maim someone. I'm all in.
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| Stinkor |
5. Man-E-Faces
• One of the coolest characters ever; He could be a human, a robot, or a demon. "His strongest persona, Man-E-Monster, is also his weakest, because as a monster he can be controlled by Beast Man." Heavy...
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| Man-E-Faces |
6. Modulok
• Bar-none, the best action figure out of our entire childhood toy collection. Look at this thing!!
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| Modulok |
7. Leech
• This was another great action figure: Leech could hang on a window for days.
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| Leech |
8. Spikor
• His skin is covered in spikes and he has a trident for a left arm. 'Nuff said.
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| Spikor |
9. Kobra Khan
• He has an awesome name and he looks cool. He's in.
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| Kobra Khan |
10. Beast-Man
• I chose Beast-Man solely so he wouldn't break every bone in my body. The guy has a huge red mane, I don't want to mess with him.
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| Beast-Man |
Honorable Mention ...
Fisto
• This guy almost made the list based on his awesome name alone. Well, that, and the fact that his right hand is actually a giant metal fist.
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| Fisto |
Tri-Clops
• Has three eyes and can see in all directions. Paranoid much?
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| Tri-Clops |
Bonus List!
Favorite He-Man Character Names (in no particular order) ...
- Fisto
- Ram Man
- Trap Jaw
- Tri-Clops
- Skeletor
- Stinkor
- Ninjor
- Snake-Face
- Mer-Man
- Beast-Man
- Kobra Khan
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